Dear LargeU undergrads,
I understand that it is cold. I also understand that you have more hormones coursing through your veins than your 100 lb bodies can handle. And I do understand that the combination of these two conditions make you feel the need to paw your significant other 24-7.
But you should remember that there are good times to touch one another and there are bad times to touch one other.
Some places where you should not be touching (you might notice that there are all in public, which is where the term "public displays of affection" came from):
- the running track at the gym
- the bus, during my 20 minute ride home
- the hallway of my building, while you wait for office hours
- the grass on the main quad
- my classroom
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Unbalanced Reaction
