1. The bigger your truck, the bigger your penis. Seriously. Don't believe me? Just ask the guy driving the monster truck with people-sized tires. Giant. Penis.
2. A woman (e.g. ME) in a small car passing a man in any car is a direct challenge to the guy's manhood.
3. Contrary to popular belief, diet coke, swedish fish, and regular flavor Pringles CAN in fact a meal make.
4. Turning on your windshield wipers when someone is unnecessarily tailing you (and thus showering their Escalade/Mustang/Tahoe in buggy, used window juice) IS as satisfying as it sounds.
