CANDIDATE INTERVIEWS!!! (not my own, obviously)
In honor of this most wonderfully entertaining time, some poetry:
Haiku for a first year
clock ticks on and on
seminar over my head
where's my bingo card?
Firing squad
clapping peters out.
pause: the calm before the storm
questions thrown like stones
Haiku for an nth year
Feeling guilty now.
Should really apply for jobs.
Just came for the food.
