N.A.: Oh, really? I wonder who sent it to you?
UR:
N.A.: No we didn't. When I asked you if you were getting me anything for VD, you said no. I didn't say anything.
UR: Sneaky, sneaky.
Yes, N.A. is quite sneaky. He is also very romantic, so it all balances out. I hope you are having a great Valentine's Day / Singles Awareness Day. What are you doing to celebrate? Fancy dinner? Couples massage? Girls' night out? Running a super snazzy assay?