My apartment complex is having a pool party right now, and someone decided that it would be a good idea to have a sound system.
With a microphone.
And turn it over to preteens.
For the last hour, I have been treated to (through the rather thick walls of my apartment building) "shout outs" to their BFFs. I have also been asked, rhetorically I think, "Wad up?" They each also find it necessary to perform sound checks every time the mic is passed off.
Need.
More.
Beer.
