First day conversation

UR: Okay, so I will see you all next time. Don't forget to come up and talk to me if your name wasn't called from the roster.

Undergrad: Hi, Dr. R. You didn't call my name. My name is Undergrad.

UR: Right. I emailed you and your advisor back. You didn't make the GPA cutoff.

Undergrad: Yeah, I know, but I thought if I came anyway, you'd sign my add form.

UR: Erm, good effort. But no. You should leave now.