I'll admit it: I watched the Miss America pageant tonight. I DVRed it, of course, if that makes you feel any better. Oh, and I drank a lot of beer.
But holy hell, do I need to get Miss Hawaii's talent outfit. She did this crazy Tahitian dance thing with this outfit that had feathers going out of her hips by, like, three feet.
I think N.A. would like it, although I don't think it would fit in the overhead compartment.
