My ideal office would have the following:
- giant window
- couch that is inaccessible to students
- no bugs / mold / or general unpleasantness
- ability for my dog to come hang out
- fancy espresso maker
- big pile o' chocolate
- personal grant writer
- mini-fridge
- zip line to my lab
- wardrobe ('cause hiding jackets and boots is GOOD)
- sink
- escape slide
- direct line to the dean
- mute button
- (How did I forget this??!!) A bar! Fully stocked with my necessary poisons: some red stripe, chardonnay, vodka, OJ, and tequila
What are must-haves for your work space? Feel free to dream big. (I mean, really...I asked for no bugs or mold, and we all know that isn't going to happen any time soon.)
