NonAsshole.: Will you scratch my back?
Unreaction: Ugh. (Removes hands from keyboard and looks annoyed)
N.A.: Um, nevermind?
UR: If I scratch your back right now, then I can't type, and I need to blog something
N.A.: And why do you need to blog something?
UR: *** (blink. blink)
How can you tell a relationship is new? (feel free to add your own below)
Not farting in front of one another? Check.
Asking if each other wants to go to research group functions rather than assume attendance is a given? Check.
Not understanding that going several days without blogging represents a major breakdown of my relaxation time? Check.
