...then it would be okay for me to
- disqualify students who arrive late to class.
- (openly) mock their questionable attire.
- tell them that they need to be more fierce.
- send them off to some foreign country for more training.
Yes, I realize that all of you probably watch much higher quality TV. Or no TV at all (Reeeeeeeally?). So you probably don't get my ANTM references. But that, dear readers, is a risk I am willing to take.