Saturday, April 25, 2009

You should really get that looked at...

I've broken out into itchy hives on my chest, upper arms, legs, and stomach. I'm chalking it up to a temporary allergy to grading and am self-medicating with 24-36 oz of beer followed by at least six solid hours of sleep.


I have also considered other potential sources of my allergic reaction:

- long-winded faculty meetings

- students with attitude

- over-medicating with chocolate


What makes YOU break out into (real or proverbial) hives?