...if your students make a wish on the very first crystal that appears in their test tubes, their wish will come true.
Apparently they were all wishing that I would come down with food poisoning* and be unable to finish their finals.
Of course, they underestimate my multitasking abilities: barf, write, blog, barf, calculate....
*Funny but true: of all the crap I ate today-- chocolate cake, chips, chocolates...I'm pretty sure it was a salad that did me in. I guess I should have stuck to sugar??